Lede momona, akā kūpono naʻe no ka pepa. Ma ke ala ʻaʻole i hoʻopaʻapaʻa maoli ke kanaka ʻōpio iā ia, ua kau ʻo ia i ka condom ma luna o kahi uʻi palupalu loa! Ma hope wale nō ʻo ia i ʻono ai. Akā naʻe, he mau manawa wale nō ka hāʻule ʻana o kāna ʻiʻo mai loko aʻe o kona ʻōpū, ʻaʻole ʻo ia i maʻa i kēlā ʻano puʻupuʻu ākea! Ua hoʻopaʻa wale paha ʻo ia i nā wahine ʻōpio me nā puʻupuʻu haiki ma mua.
Ua hauʻoli ʻo ia i ka kono ʻana o ka negro iā ia i ka lāʻau - lele ʻo ia me ka hauʻoli! A e noʻonoʻo ʻoe, ʻo ia ka mea nāna i nīnau iā ia, a ua like ʻo ia, "Ua maikaʻi! ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua ʻike nā mea a pau o ka uni i kona ʻano nui - no laila holo nā moa e hauʻoli i kā lākou mau lua. Ua hāʻawi pū kēia brunette i kāna hoki a ʻaʻole naʻe i manaʻo i kona wā i komo ai. A laila e lawe kekahi nerd i wahine hoʻokamakama e like me ia i wahine.
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