Aia nā haumāna ma luna o kā lākou hōʻike i ka hiki ʻana i ka hale o ke kumu. Ua kamaʻilio a hōʻike i ko lākou mau kino ʻōpio palupalu. A laila ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e hoʻopaʻa iā lākou i kēlā me kēia ma ka waha, akā i ka manawa like. ʻOiai ʻo ia e hoʻomoʻa ana i kekahi, aia kekahi ma laila, e hoʻomaloʻo a hoʻoikaika. ʻO ke kumu aʻo, ma ke ala, ʻaʻole ia he naʻaupō - aia nā kaikamahine i kā lākou hoki, anally, ʻaʻole pilikia e hana no ka lōʻihi.
Ke makemake nei kēlā me kēia kaikamahine ma ka puʻuwai e lilo i hōkū. A makemake ʻo ia e omo iā ia, palu ʻia, hoʻopaʻa. A laila e hoʻokalakupua e pili ana iā ʻoe ke kiʻi ʻana iā ia. No ke aha ʻo ia e hana ai pēlā? ʻAe, no laila ua hōʻoia hou ʻoe iā ia ʻaʻole ia e hele i nā wahi āpau, no nā waihona pilikino wale nō, etc., etc. Pehea lākou naive. ʻAe, makemake kekahi kāne a me kāna kāne e kau i kēia mau wikiō ma ka Pūnaewele, no ka mea, ua manaʻo ʻia nā mea nani a pau. No laila, ʻo kēia kaulana o kāna moa - hoʻohuli wale iā ia, e hoʻonui i kāna dick!